Making a character in a book seem realistic and intriguing is no easy task. It’s not down to just your skills as an author, though. You actually have to know a bit about who you’re blogging about. In other words– do your research. Unfortunately, there are some male writers out there who seem to have significant problems writing female characters and appear shy about asking their female friends for suggestions.

That’s where the ‘Men Write Ladies’ Twitter page comes in. It records the scariest and most cringe-worthy examples of males blogging about women without having any idea about them or their anatomy. Scroll down and check out for yourselves, dear Pandas, since some of these examples need to be seen to be thought– that’s how unreal they are. Keep in mind to upvote the best of the worst.

The project was drawn back in 2019 when Meghan Vondriska released her version of the ‘Male Composing Females’ Reddit neighborhood. Now, the ‘Male Compose Women’ Twitter page has 63k followers and there are 666 fans who follow their Instagram page. Very scary and perfect for Halloween. “Ladies just want to be written as human. That’s it. There isn’t some wild scientific formula to writing ladies, and it isn’t tough. Compose them as human, with intricate sensations, not as body parts that occur to be created into a feminine form,” Vondriska told Bored Panda.

# 1 This Is The Finest One Yet

Image credits: ewillard42 # 2 We Don’t Get Genuine Pockets In Trousers Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!!! (Stuart Woods, Desperate Steps)

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Breasts Frown

Image credits: lordeandsaviour”I’m a devoted reader, however the straw that broke the camel’s back was a novel my sweetheart lent me, where the female character was described by her breasts and the male character was described by his character. Operating in marketing, I tend to be Very Online, and so taking my anger to Twitter seemed like a natural parallel. I recognized with the Guy Writing Females subreddit, but created a Twitter account in order to craft a constant narrative and to construct a neighborhood that wasn’t hidden behind privacy,” Vondriska revealed what motivated her to create ‘Guy Write Females.’

Vondriska, from Wisconsin, feasts on 3 to 5 books every week. (On the other hand, our stacks of started-but-unfinished books continue growing.)

According to the creator of the ‘Guy Write Women’ Twitter page, a great deal of male writers who tend to be thought of as the “founders of the literary canon” are constant wrongdoers. “John Updike. The biggest repeat wrongdoer is definitely Stephen King. His representation of his female characters is truthfully offending,” Vondriska stated.

# 4 Yes, Men Would Be Amaaazing At Managing Pregnancy – Advancement Really Screwed This One Up. Perk Points For “No Woman Gets Raped Unless She’s Looking For It.”

Image credits: cheribella # 5 Well Damn, Where Are All My Kids Then ??

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: lilycama # 6″ 3 And A Half Milliboobs Per Handful”

Image credits: Christimay Nevertheless, it isn’t all doom and gloom in the literary world. There are male authors who can compose females well, too. “Terry Pratchett is fantastic, and I’ve yet to see a submission from Michael Crichton,” Vondriska shared that she, like a lot of us, is a Pratchett fan.Vondriska likewise

explained that, in her opinion, the very best authors are well-read. So she encouraged everyone to learn more and (most importantly) read more extensively.

“Focus on what you’re checking out, and who you read. You need to ensure your bookshelf isn’t comprised of simply guys. Include some spice– some female authors, some nonbinary authors, authors of color. And lastly, simply due to the fact that you were assigned a book in high school, does not mean its great!”

# 7 She Was Flesh And Blood, Not The 2D Female He Was Utilized To Objectifying On Tv, And For That She Was Even more Special (A Time In The World, Vihelm Moberg)

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# 9 Male Blog About Females

# 10 Ugly Women Without Great Characters Ought To Kill Themselves [rivers Of London By Ben Aaronovitch]

Image credits: reddit.com # 11 The Count Of Monte Cristo- 1884

Image credits: HotMopo # 12 Unsurprisingly, The Book’s Horrible Composing From A “Proclaimed” Author Does Not End Here (The Wedding Event Plot, Jeffrey Eugenides)

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src =”http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/male-authors-writting-about-women-25-5f982837ae2bc__700.jpg”> Image credits: # 13’the Shining’, By Stephen King. Its Always Breasts

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‘s Not How Any Of This Functions Image credits: # 20 Be Horrified With The Rest Of Us Image credits: # 21 Male Authors Writing Ladies Are Actually Simply Horror Stories

And Here’s Why Image credits: # 22 Wish I Had Pillowy Breasts! Drawn From Ben Water fountain’s Short Encounters With Che Guevara Image credits: inquisitorial_25 # 23 #menwritingwomen No Surprise Some Of Them Believe Our Breasts Stop Us From Doing Stuff If They Believe We’re As Obsessed As They Are

. We Can’t Get Away From Them. Oh Must Do This Important Thing However Wait! Image credits: # 24 She Has A Great, Beautifully Fleshed Skeleton, Guys. Author Jack Finney. Image credits: _ renji # 25 Ah Yes, Precisely How I ‘d Describe Myself(The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson) Image credits: # 26 Just Sluts Have Hairy Legs( The Things They Carried

, Tim O’brien)< img

src =”http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/male-authors-writting-about-women-32-5f9829bb0899a__700.jpg”> Image credits: # 27 This Is An Absolutely Anatomically Normal Thing For Breasts To Do #submission

(We Can Keep In Mind

It For You Wholesale, Philip Cock) Image credits: # 28 Literally No Lady Would Ever Do This(Misterioso, Arne Dahl) Image credits: # 29 Plz Put This On My Tombstone #submission(The Pets, Scott Smith) Image credits: #

30 Thank God For The Swimsuit Wax. Image credits: sausageroll101 # 31 I’m Unsure It’s Physically Possible

For My Eyes To Roll Any Further Back In My Head (Code Of Honour, Marc Cameron )< img src="http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/male-authors-writting-about-women-26-5f982856e4f63__700.jpg"> Image credits: # 32 Breasts Now Have Whole Personalities Image credits: # 33 In This, We Are All Joe(Open Season, Cj Box)< img

src =” http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/male-authors-writting-about-women-39jog-5f982ad860b8d-png__700.jpg”> Image credits: # 34 I’m Sorry Her What Winked??(Eeny Meenie, Mj Arlidge)< img

src =”http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/male-authors-writting-about-women-36-5f982a56111fb__700.jpg”> Image credits: # 35 Ah Yes, Women’s The majority of Base Impulse(Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, Philip

K Cock) Image credits: # 36 For Those Asking, This Is Iq84 By Haruki Marukami Image credits: # 37 This Whole Book Has Both My Eyes And My Boobs Rolling. Image credits: icomebearingpoop #

38 An Excerpt From A 1950s Newspaper Post, Very Certainly Composed By A Guy< img src="http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/5f97fba3c6b8f_wjq5cxlb4g441__700.jpg"> Image credits: DorneForPresident # 39 David Mitchell Precisely Explaining The Predicament Of Lady For Something So

Basic As Picking A Seat On The Bus. They’re Not All Bad Image credits: BrocolliRob865 # 40 I Just … Image credits: AFuckingPagan # 41 Mmm Please Just Explain Me As Carb-Based Foods From Now On Image credits: # 42 2 Pages In. I hesitate To Keep Reading. Image credits: Bashfulapplesnapple # 43 I

Don’t Even Know Where To Start With This”Speaking Of Which, Her Breasts” Sir We Were Not Speaking Of Them At All” A Body Put Together Of Flat Planes “What Is She, A Piece Of Woodwork?(The Murderer’s Child, Jonathan Kellerman)< img src="http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/male-authors-writting-about-women-34-5f982a12d665c__700.jpg"> Image credits: # 44 Oh Yes, Totally Regular Metaphor For A

Lady’s Capability

To Carry Children(The Stand, Stephen King ) Image credits: # 45 Well, My Tits Have Stood Up And Went Out(Cosmopolis, Don Delillo

) Image credits: # 46 Keeping Your Feelings In Your Nipples Given That 1980(Variety Of The Monster, Robert A. Heinlein)< img

src =”http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/5f97fbc108f9b_dfg2wn08f2l41__700.jpg”> Image credits: OdinsEyedrops # 47 Male Discuss Women # 48 This Investigator Just Can’t Handle Fulfilling Ladies Image credits: Princess_Nell # 49 Can’t Wait For Everybody To Inform Me This Is’Just How The Character Thinks’Since The Storyteller Is A Damn Canine(The Art Of Racing In The Rain, Garth Stein) Image credits: # 50 Please Hear Me When I State That Stephen King Has Literally No Chill And His Writing Of Ladies Is More Frightening Than Any Unique He’s Ever Composed Image credits: # 51 Literally What Part Of A Breast Looks Like A Goddamn Flower #submission(Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks) Image credits: # 52 I Hate When My Titties Get In The Method Of Fighting Image credits: # 53 Ah Yes, A Totally Regular Way To Explain One’s Child. Image credits: wherethewindssigh # 54 Speaking about The Look Of A Lady In A Prisoner-of-war Camp. Voluptuous?! Really?! Image credits: MyLifeInNeon # 55 14 Pages In. These Ladies Are 16. What The Hell Is “Light And Eager”Morning Sweat?? Image credits: hupigi # 56 I read Joss Whedon’s Original Script For Wonder Woman

Image credits: # 57 Living In Squalor? Don’t Buy A Vacuum, Simply Obtain A Woman

!(John Grisham)

Image credits: Image credits: # 59 Honestly I Think This Is One Of The Most Sexist Description We’ve Gotten Wtf David(John Dies At The End, David Wong)< img

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# 61 It’s Not Sexist If You’re Comparing Her To A Young boy!!!

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# 66 What??

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Image credits: reddit.com # 68 Are Your Breasts Proud?

Image credits: BringMeDatCorpse # 69 Marion Deserves Better. “Had An Affair With Her When She Was Eleven.” Face Throwing Up (George Lucas, Stephen Spielberg, And Lawrence Kasdan Brainstorming Marion’s Character In Indiana Jones)

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# 79 This Pussy Bites Back #submission (The Devil All The Time, Donald Ray Pollock)

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